Valentines Cheesy Chirp Competition – Week 1’s Photo

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Man in Elvis costume posing

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Our Readers Comments

  1. Don’t be cruel baby. I can’t help falling in love. My burning love is so bright, I’d break out of the Jailhouse Rock, and take you to the Heartbreak hotel where we can get all shook up. It’s now or never!

  2. Travelstart… thank you, thank you very much.

  3. Emirates Airlines will just pass will see.

  4. I’ll make you shake it like Elvis baby!

  5. hey babe, how about you slap on your red suede shoes and trot on off into the sunset with Elvie?

  6. and then Elvis realised he couldn’t take his life today as he realised his guns weren’t loaded.

  7. hi, I’m Bollywood, James Bollywood. I like it shaken, not stirred.

  8. Who’s your baby? Let me rock your Valentine day into sequence and music

  9. I can like to score you a dinner wiff candles my sweets!

  10. Is this the way to Boksburg, I mean Bollywood?

  11. If Elvis were alive today, what would he be doing? He’d be screaming, “LET ME OUT OF THIS COFFIN!”


  13. Put your arms around me, honey. Hold me tight! Let’s cuddle up and cuddle up with all our might!

  14. “Going my way pretty mama?”

  15. Hey sexy mamma.
    Wanna rock with me to the moon?

  16. Come on baby, light my sequin (to be sung to the tune of light my fire)

  17. Start spreading the News
    I am leaving today
    I want to be a part of it
    New York New York

  18. Heygen Herden nee wat ou broer jy kan nie kers vas hou by die ou Elvis nie.

  19. You’ve got me all shook up this Valentine’s. Please won’t you be mine 🙂

  20. Hey baby. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

  21. Love Me Tender, Love me True, Love my hairstyle and 70’s suit too!

  22. Hay hay pretty momma…
    Are you from Tennessee?
    Because you’re the only ten I see!
    aah haa hummm..

  23. Baby, I’m “all shook up” for you…

  24. You don’t wanna be my Valentine??? It’s the sunglasses right babe???

  25. Hey Baby. Do you like the look of me enough to be my valentine?caf

  26. Baby, lets play house

  27. “What is a zebra?
    26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. “

  28. Is this the way to New York? See you there!

  29. Welcome to Vegas baby!! The King now pronounces you ball and chain.

  30. Shake, rattle and fly off, Elvis style…

  31. A boy like me, a girl like you

  32. This is my guns. My Peter Gunn’s. My life has just beGUN. thankyouverymuuuch.

  33. Hey Baby… Jump aboard my love machine & I’ll take you straight to heaven!

  34. Let me be your Teddy Bear

  35. This way to the gravy train…

  36. oooooh baby, I’m all shook up and almost in love, you can step on my blue suede shoes as we travel along the Jericho road, anyplace is paradise with you, as we stare into the blue moon and pass by the heartbreak hotel I beg you to kiss me quick down by the riverside. Love me tender.

  37. They followed a star, Just follow my Bling.

  38. Elvis Blue? He sounds cool.

  39. Hey Baby
    I ain’t no saint but I can love you tender.
    Be My Valentine

  40. One for the money, two for the show…
    Walking on Broadway with my blue suede shoes.

  41. C’mon baby, lets get all shook up!

  42. one for the money,
    two for the show,
    three get ready,
    now GO GO Go

  43. Baby-doll, New York is thatda way…

  44. Meet me at the Heartbreak hotel and I’ll make you howl like a hound dog.

  45. Oh c’mon baby, wanna swing for the night?!

  46. I am going to the top, baby, to the top

  47. Roses are red. Voilets are blue. I can like to schmaak you, a haa-haa-haa.

  48. With my Valentine…. the sky’s the limit!

  49. Hey Baby! you wanna be my Valentine and get all shook up

  50. A little less conversation, a little more dir”action” please. All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me!! Com on now, which way to GRACELAND!!

  51. Once, twice, smooth as ice ,Baby!

  52. Elvis has left in that direction.

  53. Once, twice, smooth as ice, Baby!

  54. Well, it’s one I dont have money,
    Two I really wanna go,
    Three to get ready,
    Lets go to New York

  55. Spank you, spank you very much

  56. Rock and Roll with us to all ends
    of the globe.

  57. Love you two times baby!

  58. Rock ‘n Roll with the ‘bling bling’ king!!!

  59. I am elvis! And this is my fake tan. Cheese.

  60. Common babe, Shake, Rattle n Roll with me all the way to New York!

  61. You can put dem Blue Suede Shoes under my bed anytime!!

  62. Aim high to shoot the moon, and you will have my heart…

  63. It’s ONE for the money
    TWO for show
    Time to get ready
    and GO GO GO
    with TRAVELSTART’S Blue Suede Shoes

  64. I wanna be your cowboy…and you can be my cowgirl

  65. Bay-bear…, I’ll you shoot…, I’ll shoot you with my lurve!

  66. Hi Bra … Your feet itching? I’ll show you the way to a place far, far away!!

    • Hi Bra … Your feet itching? I’ll show you the way to a place far, far away!!

  67. I’d climb the highest mountain for you doll, but i do get nosebleeds..

  68. Shweet Baby!

  69. Love me tender, or I’ll be forced to shoot.

  70. This way to Lovesville Hot Mama.

  71. Hi! I’m Elvis and this is my fake tan, fake guns and fake disgust pose.

  72. in an elvis accent… “I’ll take you to the top babay!”

  73. This way to NY…. and my heart.

  74. “Oh baby, please step on my blue suede shoes.”

  75. New York BABY! “I’m all PACKED up”

  76. The big cheese on his way to the big apple!

  77. Fired up again, Elvis

  78. Is it cold in here or are you just “all shook up” to see me 😉

  79. “Gimme some sugar baby”

  80. chirp chirp
    bling bling you go boy

  81. Its, uh.. 1 for the money, 2 for the show… 3 for my tickets – let’s go baby, go!

  82. Hey honey.. the tanning salon/sequin jumpsuit store is thattaway!

  83. Up in the sky, i fly…with Travelstart!

  84. Like a rhinestone cowboy…

  85. Hey Dudes, ain’t my outfit sassy hey!

  86. Are you lonesome tonight… Call me

  87. You Can’t Help Falling in Love with the city that Never sleeps!

  88. Hi Howzit Bra, feel like comming with me … I will show you the way!!

  89. You rock my world.

  90. My finger pose? The guns of love, baby. Rhinestones? ..made in China.

  91. These Travelstart deals have got me ‘all shook up’

  92. Putting on my blue suede shoes to rock your world

  93. “One for the money, two for the show… kom hier jou mooi ding, dan maak ek jou my vrou!”

  94. It’s this way to Graceland, Baby. Wanna join me?

  95. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

  96. “Elvis Pelvis-lost? Let me show you the way on Valentine’s day

  97. This mullet? Nothing. Back in ’76, I could rock a mullet THIS LONG.

  98. For you my Love, this look is “A big hunk o’love”

  99. “Are you lonesome tonight?” It’s only “500 miles” to “Heartbreak Hotel”, “Sweet Caroline”. “True love travels on a gravel road”.

  100. I’m sorry babe… now is it one finger or two fingers???? I’m so “shook-up” with excitement!

  101. “Finger-guns set to stun. Rhinestone jacket set to stunning!”

  102. El, vis is a lekker way to get a free holiday in NY.

  103. It’sa one for the money anda two for the show … ruff!

  104. One for the Money,
    Two for the Love,
    Three lets get Flying, New York !!!!!

  105. Hey Baby! wanna fly with me…

  106. Elvis has left the terminal.

  107. I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

  108. Hey peeps i am a jetsetter looking forward to my trip from New York to bollywood !! gona rock my socks off.
    thank you thank you very much

  109. Elvis to his Valentine: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Baby?

  110. Im pointing to the sky cause im ready to fly…..

  111. Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can’t help but move to it. That’s what happens to me. I can’t help it.

  112. It’s just you, me and my “loaded gun” sweetheart…

  113. Dr Rey, “You’re always on my mind”, I need more Botox in my top lip and chin re-construction!

  114. A little less competition, a little more direction please
    All this deprivation aint satisfying me
    A little more Big Apple and a little less Cape
    A little less entry and a little more flight
    Close your submissions and open up your wallet and travelstart fly meeeee
    SatisFLY me baby

  115. we’re on our way to the moon.. bring the guitar and the balloon!

  116. Now keep texting “Elvis has been sighted” to 084xx and stand a chance to win tickets for two to New York courtesy of Travelstart and Etihad Airways

  117. Hey babe!This way to the BIG APPLE, wanna join me for a bang and a bite?

  118. One for the money
    its all for the show
    and Here we go…..
    to NY.

  119. Elvis to Valentine: Wouldn’t we look good on a wedding cake together?

  120. This ain’t tactics, honey. It’s just the beast in me.

  121. The Heartbreak Hotel is in that direction… Thank ya very much.

  122. Baby, is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? Cause Baby you Rock my world.

  123. Hey Mama…. heading my way? I’ll take you all the way to Graceland.

  124. Travel Start…well thank you, thank you very much! (elvis accent)

  125. Hey baby. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

  126. Is this how I stop a taxi to jo’burg *southern drawl*

  127. That’s right baby, I said THIS big

  128. “Let’s go back to my room and I’ll show you just how alive I really am, baby”

  129. Hey hot mama! Start spreading the news…We’re leaving today, We’re gonna be a part of it, New York! New York!…

  130. Eat your heart out on Valentine’s Day! I don’t have to look far, because I have yours too…


  132. Ma’am, I INVENTED the Robot dance… whaddya think I need all this oil ‘n grease for?

  133. “Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn’t do anything but just jiggle.”

  134. Look at the peoples… thinking and entering the best chirp what they think just to win the prize.but i want to promote the Travelstart so that competitions can make things better and at last we the benefit-able. The pic shows to make an entry for travel in style and passion.. love the pic…:)

  135. Baby…did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you are out of this world 😛

  136. Elvis has not left that building.

  137. One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years… and so do you to me, sweet mama.

  138. Come on baby, to make a party takes two 😉

  139. U’r so hot you raise my pistols!!

  140. Here’s aiming at YOU, kid!!

  141. I’m all “stood” up – uh huh uh

  142. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

  143. Hey Mama Love,

    Come on along, for some great loving!

  144. Oh mama, don’t be cruel to a heart that’s true!
    Oh mama don’tcha see my pistols smoking just for you?

  145. In Elvis’ words:

    I’m Gonna Walk Dem Golden Stairs with my blue suede shoes because I’ve got to find my baby

  146. Hunni….. put your hand in mine and lets fly away

  147. “Well, since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It’s down at the end of lonely street at a New York Hotel.”

  148. Howzit Babe …. your place or mine??

  149. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

  150. Elvis has left the building and looking for a Taxi

  151. Baby, I’ll ROCK your world. Thank you very muuuuuch…

  152. Are you ready to cheese up to New York with me Babe

  153. My sideburns might not be real, but my love for you is.

  154. Really should have left the sequence in the building – YIKES!!

  155. You ain’t nothing but a hound dog…
    so be my bitch?

  156. Are You Lonesome Tonight?

  157. Love me tender , love me true…… oh how i wish Travelstart would allow me to make my dreams come true with u.It might not be Graceland, but here we come NYC !!

  158. When the clock strikes midnight I’ll go back to being Bruce Lee..

  159. “Folkes…..New York is this way!!!”

  160. Viva Las…. NEW YORK???

  161. Come on Babe
    My guns are loaded…
    I’m all shook up!
    Give it to me….

  162. we’re on our way to the moon. bring the guitar and the balloon!

  163. ” ‘Till we meet you again, may God bless you! Adios! “

  164. Don’t walk into that building over there mama — the sprinklers might go off!

  165. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business!

  166. Ziwa mo baby! (Ziwa mo means: Epitome of awesomeness/coolness/adventure/excitement/every-hearts-desire/greatness/charm)

  167. “Are you lonesome tonight”, lets meet in New York….

  168. nooit bru – the saucer came over that horizon and dropped me off right here!

  169. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

  170. Look…. over there. It’s a ……. thing

  171. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

  172. I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?

  173. ah just act the way ah feel man.

  174. Rock around the clock with Travelstart!
    Which way to Graceland?
    Am i bedazzled enough?

  175. go on … make my day

  176. mmmmhmmm babe, you like this…i make you a dress to match…we look so pretty together, we sommer become famous!

  177. THis is a Stick Up! Put your hands in the air and give me all your Luvvin!

  178. Hey Moma…
    Board the LOVE flight & you’ll NEVER be lonesome tonight!!!

  179. The sea is THAT way

  180. Baby just shake your bum bum!!

  181. hey my cherrie!!! i check you out like this ne!

  182. Huge Shades – $5

    Hairstyle – $80

    Stlyish Jacket – $50

    Think he’s getting a date for Valentines Day – Sorry King

  183. If you think this jacket’s pimping, you should see my dancin’ shoes. Olé.

  184. I’m Leavin’ the Heartbreak Hotel with a Suspicious Mind, for One Night in the big apple.

  185. Uh .. one … uh … two … uh … one,two,three;
    You will fly for free
    Through Travelstart, to New York;
    On Etihad Airways, not a stork, you dork!

  186. Love me like I love my steak – tender.

  187. Do I rock your world as much as I rock my own baby???

  188. Let’s get on that jetplane to Vegas, Baby!

  189. This way to Heartbreak Hotel
    Koom ons duik
    Pick me!
    It aint easy being cheesy!
    This way for the King
    In a word, YES!
    Let your fingers do the walking
    Nothing comes between me and my baby
    You’ve come a long way, baby
    The king has left the building
    I have a dream
    Elvis has left the building
    You deserve a break today

  190. When moving to the exits I am currently pointing out for you, dont step on my blue suede shoes? Thank you. Thank you very much.

  191. Elvis says “Howzit my chomma hoe lyk dit my ou!!!!

  192. Checkit, die blinkmenere is NY toe!

  193. The sky has no limit. Just hang on to me sweet thing and I will take you so high…..

  194. let me take you on my Etihad so i can Travelstart you all the way to my heart.

  195. Are those spcae pants you’re wearing, cause yur ass is out of this world.

  196. The sky, the moon, the stars? Any place is paradise when I’m with you, baby.

  197. Bang Bang,you got me all fired up!

  198. Must I use a Double barrel or single.

  199. are you feeling the luuurv, baby?

  200. Little mamma, I insist you join me in my cadilac or my handgun will fire on your sweet heart…

  201. Excuse me honey, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

  202. Follow me, Baby. I’ll take you places you’ve never been before …

  203. each sparkly diamond on my jacket is a reminder how much i love you…

  204. One for the Money
    Two for the Show
    Three to get ready .. so lets go go Babe!
    Time for Valentines Show

  205. Baby gurl, We were Memphis to be together.

  206. roses are red violets are blue
    Elvis you rocking that Mohork
    and we could be rocking New York too!!!

  207. Elvis has left the building…

  208. 14th of Feb….mmmm…wat to do? a day of love to spend with my boo…!!listening to jail house rock…just us tooooo…gettin my groove on….in my blue swade shoes!!

  209. Am I hot or What?

  210. KD Lang’s hairpiece should’ve consulted Travelstart before planning its journey.

  211. Hi, did I ever tell you I am Elvis and Liberace’s second cousin twice removed ?

  212. Luv me tender, luv me true…..

  213. Nevermind your place or mine-I need to know your PACE or mine?

  214. Like to come over to have some Toasted banana and peanut butter sandwiches babe?

  215. “My sweet baby – can you feel my loving – this here is all for u!”

  216. …i’m all shook UP over you baby….

  217. Valentines day…a trip for toooo! off to New York City in my blue Swade shoes!!got my Elvis CD and im off to the square…To rock the Town in my Elvis Hair!!

  218. Hey Sexy Mama, did it hurt? when you fell from heaven??? cos you sure look like an Angel

  219. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  220. I’ll show you the real gemstone baby!

    Trevor Noah ain’t got nothing on me

    “Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock”

  221. Come this way, baby! I’ll show you a little less conversation and a little more action…

  222. New York ‘It’s Now or Never’ – when I get there ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ and ‘Return to Sender’!

    Viva New York! I ‘Can’t Help Falling NY Love’!

  223. …you goin my way? I got aplace to go….
    Heartbreak Hotel…this way baby

  224. “You Rock my World BABY”

  225. Hey Babe, i didn’t say i was gonna buy you a “new yorkie” to match your handbag, i said we going to “New York” babes, to buy you a new handbag….

  226. Hey Babe i just think maybe but Valentines Day makes me feel rather Shady. Love you Boo

  227. Hey ‘Little Darlin’ – Lemme shoot you with my arrow and ‘after loving you’, you can ‘love me tender’ so we can have ‘a little more action’!

  228. You’ve lost that loving feeling? Follow me this way baby, to the highway of luuurve

  229. I’m gonna rock n roll ya all night.

  230. The Airport is that way, i thank you, thank you very much!

  231. Moo- I’m a chicken Bird! 🙂

  232. “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, let’s go go go to New York, forget about blue suede shoes… “

  233. Steve! Is that you?

  234. This way to the Big Apple and I’ll get ya all shook up ahuh.. thank you very much!

  235. awesome babe! lets rock n’ roll…

  236. There is only one king for you baby!

  237. A son from the South shaking it up in the Big Apple! No heartbreak hotel here bebe.

  238. thank you very muuch!

  239. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

  240. So… you say the restroom is this way Baby?

  241. One for you honey
    Two for your beau
    Three to get ready
    For our New York mojo

  242. This is what I meant when I sang “I’m all shook up”, not what you where thinking….damn amateurs!

  243. Check this outfit… there MUST be a label somewhere that reads “Made in Heaven”!

  244. Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
    I’m gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
    Every New Yorker is gonna know I’m around
    They’re gonna know I’m in NY on a Harem holiday

    Twenty women, twenty women by my side
    I’m gonna kiss them all, because I’ve gotta keep ’em satisfied
    Gonna have the best time money can buy
    I’m gonna be flying high on a Harem holiday

    If Romeo had a Harem holiday
    You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

    Gonna go back, gonna catch that midnight plane
    Twenty dancing girls are waiting just to call my name
    Gonna have a ball, I ain’t gonna waste no time
    I’m gonna make ’em all mine on a Harem holiday

    If Romeo had a Harem holiday
    You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

    Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
    I’m gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
    Every pretty girl’s gonna know I’m around
    They’re gonna know I’m in New York on a Harem holiday

    Elvis Presley, Harem Holiday (Harum Scarum, 1965)

  245. If you gave me 9 lives like a NY City cat I would give them all to you and never take one back.

  246. See, I am alive and well and living in Pretoria

  247. I’m all shook up!

  248. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!

  249. Return to Sender, address New York.
    Satisfly me, Travelstart. Satisfly me.

  250. Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
    I’m gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
    Every New Yorker is gonna know I’m around
    They’re gonna know I’m in NY on a Harlem holiday

    Twenty women, twenty women by my side
    I’m gonna kiss them all, because I’ve gotta keep ‘em satisfied
    Gonna have the best time money can buy
    I’m gonna be flying high on a Harlem holiday

    If Romeo had a Harlem holiday
    You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

    Gonna go back, gonna catch that midnight plane
    Twenty dancing girls are waiting just to call my name
    Gonna have a ball, I ain’t gonna waste no time
    I’m gonna make ‘em all mine on a Harlem holiday

    If Romeo had a Harlem holiday
    You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

    Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
    I’m gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
    Every pretty girl’s gonna know I’m around
    They’re gonna know I’m in New York on a Harlem holiday

    Elvis Presley, Harem Holiday – modified(Harum Scarum, 1965)

  251. “It’s roughly this big, baby”

  252. Can you give me directions to your heart darlin? Cause i am all shook up with your beauty, i can’t find my way…Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

    Til we meet you again, may God bless you.

  254. Hey Baby, do you have any raisins?… no!
    How about a date?

  255. Nope… made it myself using that machine from the infomercial.

  256. “Hey, Jude”, “Im Movin on”, “Got my Mojo Working”

  257. Rock me i’m adoos

  258. I may be “Nothin’ but a Hound Dog,” but I’m hunting for a Fox!

  259. Thank you, thank you very much.

  260. This way to my good loving…

  261. The King of Rock ‘n Roll’s room… is this way!! Follow me for a good time honey, Thank you, thank you very much!

  262. Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

  263. Am I your everything or not!!!!!

  264. Forget hitching a ride with Elvis to Las Vegas! Roses are red,
    Sinatra’s eyes are blue
    Fly me to the Moon,
    to New York, New York! for two!

  265. I don’t do any vulgar movements.

  266. I can’t help falling in love with you…


  268. Are you lonesome tonight?

  269. When I’m blue, I go to you my Rhinestone Cowboy and we share our thoughts with Liza Minelli in New York, New York

  270. I am all shook up , rock ‘ n roll New York here I come .

  271. I’m all tied up in you…but where it’s heading me to…? New York – I hope!

  272. “A boy like me, A girl like you”…”I just can’t help believing” that “Tonight’s all right for love…”

  273. Hey baby, are you lonesome tonight?

  274. Hey honey, did you swallow a magnet? I’m al shook up just feelin’ the attraction.

  275. Kiss me Quick and I’ll fly you to the moon

  276. 1 for the money 2 for the show and away we go, NEW YORK, NEW YORK

  277. My financial advisor said my bank account is too full, wanna spend my money? My blue suede shoes will take you all the way to heaven baby!

  278. Baby, are you lonesome tonight? I’m a Big Hunk o’ Love, so Don’t be Cruel, let’s have a little less conversation, a little more action, please!

  279. Are you lonesome tonight? Wanna get all shook up?

  280. I think my SUSPICIOUS MIND went that way…

  281. Movin’ on Up !!!Blue suede Shoes

  282. You can love me tender, you can love my Blu Swede Shoes but I can’t help falling in love with you, I’ll show you in New York New York.

  283. Beam me up Scotty!!

  284. Follow that Dream, come with me, let’s Rock a Hula Baby!

  285. Darlin’, they call me the King, so you must be my Queen, wanna come Grace my Land?

  286. Hey baby… fancy joining me at the “5 Mile High Club”?

  287. Hey baby, you and me 1, 2 just like my fingers… lets fly high up up and away into the Valentines zone 🙂

  288. Ok so Its first right and then the 2nd left to the passport center?

  289. I got one shot left baby, and I wanna play Russian Roulette with you. Ah-huh-huh.

  290. bada bling bada bling- now which way did you say she ran?

  291. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

  292. Excuse me missy, I seem to have lost my puppy. I think he went (flex-point) that away… uh huuh.

  293. I’m the king of badda bling, rock with me baby!

  294. You can do anything…but lay off my blue suede shoes!! They mine ek se!!

  295. You got me all shook up.

  296. I’ll fly you to the moon.

  297. Hey Baby, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  298. Hey Babay, lets exit this building & travel to the start of our lurv 😉

  299. Elvis’ heart has left the building… It’s in your hands.

  300. Hey Nick. You wanna join me at Macdonalds for something CHEESY??

  301. You wanna leave the building baby?…on a jet plane!

  302. Elvis place is awesome, china?!

  303. Sweet heart, i wana leave the building with you, this way baaaaby!!!!

  304. Baybee…are you lost? CUZ HEAVEN IS A LOOOOOOONG WAY UP FROM HERE!

  305. Hey, lil mamma…
    This King needs him a Queen, wotcha say…?

  306. Well, it’s one for the money – Two for the show – Three to get ready – off to new York we go!!

  307. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

  308. I’m in love mmmmm, i’m all shook up!!

  309. Babe, you’re so hot, you’ve melted the plastic in my Elvis suit!!

  310. Darling, If beauty were sunlight… you’d shine from a million light-years away. Baby you’re a Heartbreaker.

  311. Elvis is the name!
    Shooting is the game!
    Wanna be my target?

  312. So the choices are around the world or to the moon for you babe?

  313. Baby I wish I had my library card, cause Im checking you out.

  314. What’s say you and I go behind a rock and get a little boulder.

  315. You said whaaat? Come away with me and see…

  316. 1’s for my Lovey,
    2’s for the show – Travelstart take us 2 Vegas.
    Let’s go, go, go
    I’m HOT, everybody i’m HOT!

    Thank you veryyyyy-mussssh….

  317. Did you fart?? Cos you just blew me away!!

  318. I have been called many a thing, but you can call me the love king.

  319. Hey babes you wanna join me come let’s jett off to Las Vegas.

  320. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

  321. My Love for you are like diarrhoea.. I can’t hold it in.

  322. Are you sure that you’re is not a microwave oven? Because, you’re sure makes my heart melting!

  323. Hitching a ride ?????

  324. pull my finger and you’ll see me roll

  325. I got my Blue Suede shoes but where is my guitar dude

  326. I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop loving you. ♥

  327. hey momma wanna take a shot at this lurv machine?

  328. Have you Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’, Are You Lonesome Tonight? Did your Suspicious Minds think he was a Hound Dog and left you All Shook Up and thinking I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry! Has this left you wanting more than A Little Less Conversation, someone to Love Me Tender, well Don’t Be Cruel come with me baby, you will be Always On My Mind and I promise you Can’t Help Falling In Love with me and my Blue Suede Shoes as we Shake, Rattle and Roll and Rock Around the Clock tonight!

  329. I epitomise cool baby… I’ve been gone for 34 years and yet I’m still the king!

  330. Point me to the tudee-frutti…

  331. Hey babe, wanna see the new velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailor??

  332. Point me tudee-frutti of your heart…

  333. Can’t you see I love you, please don’t break my heart in two, that’s not hard to do, ’cause I don’t have a wooden heart!And if you say goodbye, then I know that I would cry.. There goes my only possession, there goes my everything!

  334. Hey pretty Mamma! I’ve got 2 pistols of luuurve for ya, coz you’re just 2 damn sexy!

  335. Hey baby….a lil less conversation, a lil more action please…

  336. …. And we did it, our way ! ….

  337. Climb onto my blue suede shoes and I’ll fly you to New York, baby!!!

  338. Y’all jet out with travel start…you dont wanna be left out!

  339. Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re best a man can get!

  340. Baby….. You got me all SHOOK UP

  341. Prestly….Elvis Prestl I Say Baby, You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

  342. who you callin’ a rhinestone cowboy?

  343. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN…How much have you been drinking girl?

  344. Come fly with me baby to places where the ‘living’ is easy.

  345. I’m all shook up
    Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah

  346. Did Travelstart summon the Love Kaptein?

  347. No need to join the mile-high club, I’ll rock your world in my palace of love. This way baby!

  348. Well now baby, your going that way, there’s two tickets. On your way out you can step into my heart but not on my blue suede shoes!

  349. Love me Tender and I’ll release the Hound Dog

  350. I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your place?

  351. People call me Elvis… but you can call me Later!

  352. Let’s make like Jennifer and Rush to New York city babe!!

  353. Wow, that fall from heaven must’ve heard, here lemme help you up u pretty thang

    • Wow, that fall from heaven must’ve hurt, here lemme help you up u pretty thang

  354. Are you lonesome tonight? Wanna love some tonight?

  355. i wanna give you a hunk of my burning love

  356. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

  357. elvis & the rhinestone smirk bringin on the lurrrve!

  358. My dream is to be the King of Rock… But, it’s ok, I’ll settle for being the KING OF YOUR HEART instead!!

  359. Come this way if you’re lonesome tonight

  360. This is “my way” to New York Baby Valentine, but first let’s dance the night way in our “blue suede shoes”, let’s do the “jailhouse rock” until the sun comes up and I’ll whisper “love me tender” nothings in your ear because you’re “always on my mind”.


  362. You’re just about as pretty as me BABY…My Trailer is Thatta-way!

  363. (Said with an Indian accent) Will you be my Valentine, an all, my little hot curry pot?

  364. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room across the street.

  365. Hey there Baby, how’s about you and I do the Funkey Monkey? (in the best version of Elvis’ voice)

  366. Well, since my baby left me, well I found a new place to dwell, It’s down at the end of lonely street at the Elvis look-alike Hotel.

  367. Stop! Hammertime!

  368. Can I be your fairytale?

  369. I’m all shook up with burning love so don’t be cruel listening to suspicious minds cause I can’t help falling in love and it’s now or never or return to sender…

  370. Zone 1, baba…. and if you don’t drop me off there, I will shoot you….

  371. Travelstart loves me true and tender,
    You will make my life complete,
    When all my dreams are fulfilled…..
    I will love you forever!!

  372. “Uve lost that loving feeling baby”…..”Can I help you find it?”

  373. Let the King of Love show you how to shake it baby!

  374. My baby left me, but i found a new place to dwell, follow me this way, to the Heart Break Hotel.

  375. Click on travelstart to wake up with the King in New York and you won’t be lonesome tonight.

  376. “the big apple is that way”

  377. Let’s get that flying feeling!!

  378. “There’s a honkey tonk Angel waiting to take us to heaven”

  379. “one way ,or return?”

  380. “one way or return?”

  381. okay okay, ya’ll can copy this pose for the 2nd Statue of Liberty.

  382. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way… Cha-ching!

  383. Even though times are tough
    I’m still your big hunk o’ burning love
    In your arms I want to stay
    remember to grab the tickets on the way
    New York, New York, what a wonderful town
    Can’t wait for the plane to touch down
    to share a little world of our own
    and a little thing called love!

  384. Love me tender….Mowbray – Cape Town nou ry gou ry!!!

  385. The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

  386. The sexy pose,
    the glasses,
    the hair with shine.
    Please oh please,
    be my valentine.

  387. I’m all hooked up for Valentine’s night,
    but leave your name and number in case my Teddy Bear takes fright…

  388. Let’s fly away to New York baby!!

  389. The love that all my adoring fans have for me is a drop in the ocean compared to my love for you.

  390. I came out of hiding for you…

  391. Wise men say, only fools rush in, but when you are standing there, I would gladly play the fool.

  392. “Hou my vas…of ek dans myself uit my KAS uit!! ….en jy weet ek kan!!

  393. I’m new in the big apple sugar, could you give me directions to your apartment honey buns?

  394. “Who the hell is Elvis? I’m Kobus from down the road, Benoni”

  395. Can you play the tune? With Travelstart you can reach to the moon.aafa

    • Hey, U, do you wanna join the rock steady crew!

  396. “Baby, these rhinestones have nothing on the sparkle in your eyes…”

  397. What’s that smell? Must be me…… cause I’m the SHI….ZZEL!!

  398. That apple’s about to get a whole lot bigger…

  399. Did u come from heaven, cos I think I’m looking at an angel, baby…

  400. Hey baby, Are You Lonesome Tonight? Coz my broekie is tight… for you.

  401. “I said two fingers Klippies, hey…”

  402. “Smells like cheese coming from this direction…”

  403. Howz about a lift ek say ?

  404. I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around.

  405. Howz about a lift ek say?

  406. Elvis has left the building!

  407. Where’s the nearest Burger King? A huh hu!

  408. Someone told me the Heartbreak hotel was this way. But show me the way to your heart and I’ll love you tender forever.

  409. El…vis competitions lekker hey!

  410. Hey there lil lady, hows about you and i take that jet plane and you can show me how you love me tender and make me all shook up in NY…. cummon dont be cruel we will make memories…

  411. One to go this way, two to go that way, NAH I will just follow the hair!!!

  412. Once, Twice, too many facelifts and now look how Michael Jackson looks

  413. My hair is in place and my hearts start to race , i wear a suit cos i am an adorable dude.The red in my scarf symbolize the beauty of my heart .Love me tender love me sweet, take me ,take me to the New york street.I really really need this treat .Love me tender love me sweet travelstart is the agent that is so hard to beat.

  414. Baby, I’ll take you to heaven and back again… uh huh

  415. Let me rock your world.

  416. Move over Frankie…..Elvis is in New York Tonight… coming Honey??

  417. Got him with just one finger!!

  418. Im back baby……or….u dead.

  419. Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven

  420. Too late Elvis learnt the dangers of TOO MUCH STARCH

  421. “Do you think I’ve got enough Bling on my jacket?”

  422. Your place or mine?

  423. Etihad’s newest air-traffic controller.

  424. “Babe, we gonna have some Good Rocking Tonight in my rhinestone suit”

  425. Baby let me be, your lovin’ Teddy Bear and I’ll fly you to the moon.

  426. One for the money, two for the show, where on earth did my guitar go??

  427. Want some bling in the big apple?

  428. New York is definately that way honey, and that’s where we going!

  429. shweet my china

  430. Can you give me directions… to your heart?!

  431. One for the money, two for the show – let’s hop on that plane and go, go, GO!

  432. gotta move, you ain’t seen nothing yet

  433. Eti had me at “hello”. Now let the travel start and let’s go, go, GO!

  434. I’m lekker kwaai like Jack Parrow, but don’t you step on my Blue Suede Shoes, else you’ll be singing the Jailhouse Rock cooler as ekke!

  435. I know what you’re thinking, baby. You’re thinking these are the biggest guns you’ve ever seen. Well, I got news for you: the bullets are goin’ straight to your heart.

  436. Put your hand in the hand, I’ll take u to the promised land….

  437. Has anybody seen my puppy?…I’m sure he went thata way!

  438. Let me be the King of your heart, baby… and “Bang! Bang!” – I’ll shoot down that plane so we can fly all the way to Graceland.

  439. I’m all shook up!

  440. Has anybody seen my Puppy? I’m sure he went thata way!

  441. Hey come bruuu – let’s vie lapa-side – the chicks are waiting…knockout!


  443. Hey pretty darling, let me be your teddy bear – either here or anywhere – if you’re lonesome tonight, let me take you on that flight – to LOVE AND BEYOND!!

  444. Put on your BLUE SUEDE SHOES, we going that a way…

  445. Elvis does it with no strings attached.

  446. Blue moon,you saw me standing alone… now please take me home?

  447. New, new, new, new, York baby, New, new, new, new York – Thank you Travelstart, thank you very much!

  448. I AM the real Chuck Norris…

  449. Look, I really have left the building.

  450. Elvis has left the country!

  451. All the people on the left boo-ga-loo…

  452. My love for you is as big and bold as my rhinestones baby!

  453. My hair might not do it for you baby, but my songs will…

  454. Let me be your teddy bear.

  455. Love me tender Baby. Here I come New York………..


  457. I lost a fake jewel and I think it went that’away!!

  458. A little less conversation a little more action baby!

  459. I love you as much as ET HAD loved New York

  460. I lost a ‘fake’ jewel and I think it went that’away!!

  461. Liberace? Hell, man, don’t you’all know the man from Graceland when ya see him?

  462. Be my Valentine Boykie !!!

  463. Heaven, this way? The King of Rock will see you there! Thank you – thank you very much!

  464. I said it’s not this long – it’s your suspicious mind!

  465. Who ya callin’ a proctologist? You want me to call my mama? Or the colonel?

  466. Check that blue sky
    So let’s go fly
    You and I
    Oh my!

  467. I died 34 years ago, but grab my NEW CD at your nearest store, the best EVER!!

  468. ‘Its now or never’, be a ‘devil in disguise’ so put on your ‘blue suede shoes’ and lets’rock around the clock’ until we have a ‘fever’

  469. And we go like this … to catch a taxi into central Durban.

  470. Hey purrty mamma,your cheese may be gouda, but mine be so much feta!!!

  471. Alien abduction to isle 2 or 3 please!!

  472. Let’s Shake, Rattle & Roll…Baby!

  473. It’s a one for the money
    Lets go to New York honey!
    Etihad is generous
    and Travelstart is stupendous!

  474. baby im back so lets just go,
    head to New york to claim my MOJO,
    im cheezy and dressed in the 70’s bling,
    Better than all todays rap stars i can sing,
    so cmon baby lets just go,
    to New York and beyond to get my MOJO !

  475. Who needs the Statue of Liberty? Staten Island wants me, Baby!

  476. Hey baby! That’s the way to HEARTBREAK HOTEL… but I’D rather stay IN THE GHETTO
    with you! You are ALWAYS ON MY MIND, you keep me ALL SHOOK UP! and I just cannot get over the WONDER OF YOU! If YOU’RE LONESOME TONIGHT, I’ll put on my BLUE SUEDE SHOES and we can SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL!!! LOVE ME TENDER… or I’ll have no option but to RETURN TO SENDER!!! TREAT ME NICE and please, don’t LOSE THAT LOVING FEELING. I’d hate to have to call you a HOUND DOG, and true love won’t survive SUSPICIOUS MINDS. Baby… I JUST CAN’T HELP BELIEVIN’ that you’re the one… Let’s take that ‘plane to New York, and SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL OUR WAY there! There’ll be A WHOLE LOT OF SHAKIN’ GOING ON is the aisles on that flight, that’s for sure!!! We’ll have the captain, flight attendants and all the other passengers DOING THE JAILHOUSE ROCK at 36 000,00 feet!!! Brrrrrrring it on!!!

  477. Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

  478. Matador of rock and love!

  479. Frank who?!? New York, a ha hum, New York!!

  480. Baby… I JUST CAN’T HELP BELIEVIN’ that you’re the one… Let’s take that ‘plane to New York, and SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL OUR WAY there! There’ll be A WHOLE LOT OF SHAKIN’ GOING ON is the aisles on that flight, that’s for sure!!! We’ll have the captain, flight attendants and all the other passengers DOING THE JAILHOUSE ROCK at 36 000,00 feet!!! Brrrrrrring it on!!!

  481. Hey Baby, want some of my Gorgonzola or how about some Blue Suede Cheese?

  482. I’m just a hunka hunka burning love for travelstart! Start your engines!

  483. The Elvis Festival in Storms River? You gooi a left and then go reguit for a bit … kannitie missie … uh huh.

  484. Love me tender, and don’t be cruel. ‘cos I don’t have a wooden heart

  485. With Travelsmart you are on your way to anyware!!!!

  486. Elvis…..Elvis Presley. You must be a magnet, cause it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.

  487. Sorry, I thought it was dress-up Wednesday!! Oops!

  488. I dress like this cause my father didn’t hug me!!

  489. Im just a hunka hunka burning love,
    start your engines!

  490. Ah may look like just another guitar-strummin’, good ol’ boy from Tupelo, Mississippi, but ah’m gifted with a HUGE personality, if ya know what ah mean. It stretches from here to about here…

  491. Shake, travel and roll?

  492. The Beatles got it wrong…it’s Elvis in the sky with rhinestones!

  493. Bang Bang… I shot you down! “OoWW”

  494. I might have come out of Graceland or a chapel in Vegas, but I am here to tell you baby that you dont need a rand to visit this wonderland or even a raffel to fly to the the big apple – just win with TRAVELSTART

  495. I’m up there…in heaven.

  496. Oooh Baby,
    How about maybe,
    You and I fly to New York
    and pop a cork,
    So be my valentine
    please be mine!

  497. Well, it’s one for the money,
    Two for the show,
    Three to get ready,
    Now go, cat, go!



  499. What, this old thing?

  500. Hey baby, why don’t you follow me home? second star to the right and straight on til morning.

  501. One free flight for 2! Sound suspicious – I’m of 2 minds about this.

    • nope, it’s two return tickets for two travellers from Joburg to New York. Go on, enter, nothing ventured nothing gained 😉

  502. The King? That’s me. That guy over there? He’s my new best friend, from Burger King. ‘Hey, Chuckie… gimme a Triple Whammy ICU Special With Extra Cheese and Ketchup. Make it two.’ Urp… Gurgle… Aaargh… Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

    • O my good goodness just thinking of been on the plane going to NEW YORK that really would bee sooooo wonderful who do I take with if I win!!! I have 9 grandchildren.I am holding my th umbs, crossing my fingers crossing my toes, and crossing my eyes. Go man go this old lady needs to be flying soooon.

  503. I’m the King and everything I touch turns to errrr…blue?

  504. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  505. Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

  506. oh i have to hitch hike back to collect me dogs and children in cape town

  507. Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In The World” and the grand prize is a night with me!

  508. Excuse me, but I may be lost… Can you give me directions to wherever you’re going?

  509. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

  510. I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!

  511. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

  512. Bollywood here we come

  513. Hi….I’m your rhinestone cowboy….come ride with me

  514. Who scaled my guitar?

  515. If you stare at me long enough, I will wink. Go on, try it.

  516. STOP dancing with your imaginary girlfriend,
    make it REAL this Valentines Day.

  517. HUH? Elvis? He has gone thatta way…

  518. Huh? Elvis? Me thinks he’s gonna thatta way…


  520. Come with me on the highway to Lurv.

  521. Hey, who left their cheese in my blue suede shoes!

  522. Surrender…Love Me Tender….I’m all Shook Up with Burning Love….Let It Be Me because I Can’t Stop Loving You…Don’t Be Cruel…It’s Now Or Never!!!!!

  523. Don’t be cruel to a heart that’s true….c’mon baby take me to New York with you!

  524. Hey there honeysuckle, you gonna ride that rhinestone rainbow to the moon with me or what?

  525. Honey I’m heading home and I want you to head there with me

  526. For a hundred bucks more I could have been Michael Jackson!

  527. Baby wanna lurve grapple for that Big Apple….wanna test fate and head for the Empire State…wanna grab a knife and a fork, a bottle and a cork and fly to New York?

  528. Hey Dude you ain’t seen nothing yet!!

  529. I’m still the King…..of Cheese

  530. This way for a slice of Vegas!

  531. Babe it’s real blue up there, which is exactly how you’re gonna feel if you don’t fly with me now!

  532. Love me tender,
    Love me true,
    Oh Baby I can’t wait to see you,
    New York New York.

  533. ” Love me tender ” you old hound dog !!

  534. If I could rearrange the alphabet, baby, I would put I next to U.

  535. Eternal love – always in my heart

  536. NO! Not another Elvis impersonator. Will you guys EVER give it up? He is alive and well and living in South Africa he HATES these idiots who THINK and LIVE his life!! For Crying In The Chapel……

  537. You can touch me on my finger and touch me on my hand
    But Darling don’t you ever touch me on my Graceland

  538. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ll be the king
    Just for you

  539. Alive in the hearts of many …
    Yet all I want is to drown in your heart

  540. I’m on cloud 9 looking down at a stressful world!

  541. Hey kids, you can look cool without a gun in the hand or a joint between your fingers!

  542. Are you lost sweet thing? Cos heavens quite a distance from here

  543. Hey Babe! Will you be my Valentine? Thankqvehhry much!

  544. “Rhythm is something you either have or don’t have, but when you have it, you have it all over.”

  545. Can I be your QUEEN of pop

  546. Looth, footlooth,
    Kick of your thunday thoes,
    Oowee, Marie,
    Thake it, thake it for me……

  547. Is that an astronaut suit…cos its out of this world ek se!!

  548. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

  549. If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

  550. Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle…

  551. WELL HERE I AM!! Now what are your other 2 wishes??

  552. Heita, hot, handsome has been hunk

  553. heita! hot, handsome has beeen hunk

  554. “Jus follow me Baby ‘cos I’m gonna show you the way to my heaven!!!!”

  555. C’mon my gorgeous little pup,
    Let’s get all shook up.
    What have you got to lose?
    Put on your blue suede shoes.
    I will try with all my might
    to ensure you aint lonesome tonight.
    Maybe this came from above, but
    I just can’t help falling in love.

  556. Baby, this sky is small compared to the Love I have for you.

  557. Well, it’s one for the money on Wall Street,
    Two for the Broadway show,
    Three, to get ready for NYC,
    Now go, cab go!

  558. Ok so take two uppers and three downers and call me in the morning

  559. Hey baby, you got me all shook up…
    are you lonesome tonight?
    how about a big hunk O’love on blueberry hill

  560. We..eell, it’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go cat go!

  561. hey tutti frutti, how about you love me tender, don’t be cruel, I aint nothing but a hound dog

  562. Wanna have some fun?

  563. I am hitching a ride so that you can softly, swiftly turn the key, open my heart and you will see that I love you. Please be my Valetine!

  564. There were 2 of them….and they went this way!

  565. These rhinestones cannot match the light in your eyes baby – you are the gem of my heart

  566. Greenpoint, Seapoint, die kante!
    Nog plek vir twee!

  567. There were 2 of them…and they went that way!

  568. No, not 3 viagra’s , but only 1 for every man on their way out. So that they can go home, and “blaai” their own wifes.

  569. Go mango!

  570. Did you see that sky today… Talk about blue!!!

  571. Beam me up Scotty!! Up, up and away!!

  572. Howzit tjomma – can I score a lift to check my cool gal for a hot Valentine date. Ag pleeeze man.

  573. holler back

  574. oooh I’m all shoook up!

  575. are you lonesome tonight?

  576. I’m the King of Rock, and you are the Queen of my heart…

  577. You are going my way
    how come you aint gonna give me a lift?
    gotta song to shake tonight!

  578. I’m not really this tall….I’m standing on my wallet. *wink*

  579. You look like a big Mac and cheese… and I’m sure hungry!

  580. You look like a double cheesburger… and I’m sure hungry!

  581. I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around. *wobble wobble*

  582. love me tender luv me too–i’l be your VALENTINE too

  583. Hey honey, how’d you like to hitch a ride with me? First stop and last stop, Memphis, Tennessee.

  584. Ooooooo, BEDAZELED now Only $9.95

    And get your very own pair of blue swade shoes while stock’s last.

  585. O Ek Wil Huis Toe Gaan – Na Mamma Toe!

  586. How would YOU like to hitch a ride to our honeymoon on this here jumbo jet?

  587. I’m a-going on this here Boeing, sweet thing, come fly along with me!

  588. You, me, the Big Apple! Yum yum yum!

  589. Hey there honeysuckle, come hitch a ride with me…We’ll fly off to New York, then go to Memphis, Tennessee.

  590. You ROCK my world Babe!Lets GROOVE to New York!

  591. Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just shorta do’em all togehter, I guess.

  592. Ma’am, I’m not tryin’ to be sexy. Ah didn’t have any clear ideah of trying to sell sex. It’s just my way of expressin’ how I feel when I move around. It’s all leg movement. Ah don’t do nothin’ with my body.

  593. Who needs AK47s, when I got this one?

  594. Hey pretty mama, I,m yours for the day!
    All greased up and nowhere to go…

  595. Trust me. I’m your ticket to New York!

  596. New York New York. It’s cabaret time

  597. If this old puppy followed you home…..would you make me howl like a hound dawg? (said with a white flash of teeth and a knowing wink)

  598. Follow me, I,m a believer…

  599. The real Elvis is up there !

  600. Hey Sweetness!! Are you trying to steal my heart for Valentine’s Day… or do I have a suspicious mind????

  601. Ya sure this is the way to New York?

  602. Show me the way to go home

  603. Why don’t I kick off my blue suede shoes & leave them under your bed sweet thing?

  604. Hey Sweetness, are you trying to steal my heart for Valentines Day… or do I have a suspicious mind???

  605. How about a peanut butter and cheeeesy sandwich in New York.

  606. “Let’s fly up there – together and rock like no one has!”

  607. As hulle maar geweet het dat ek eintlik in Afrikaans wou sing, en Steve Hofmeyr my hero is!

  608. Hey bebe, what’s your name? Mine is bill. Available

  609. Hey there, honey pie, wanna go for a ride an’ I’ll show you how ta fly?!

  610. Travel starts here and ends in New York,step into my blue suede shoes

  611. Hey Babe, Wanna get all shook up with me?

  612. A Big Hunk o’love

  613. Don’t be lonesome tonight, Sugar…come share my Tutti Frutti

  614. “A little less conversation, a lot more travel please..”

  615. Babe, would you rather have me or Barbara Streisand show you New York?

  616. Blue suede shoes for your valentine… THAT way

  617. Spank you…. spank you very much…..!!!

  618. my bedazzler is this big i tell you… THIS big

  619. Have I told you lately, that I’ll spank you?

  620. I may have left the building honey, but I’ll never leave your heart!

  621. Well, it’s a one for my honey…
    Two for the show…
    Three to get ready…
    Now go, Cat go

  622. This ISN’T IT !!

  623. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

  624. …no mam thats not a gun in my pocket…

  625. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock

  626. “And then he pushed it up my a%# like this…”

  627. “I’m all shook up”

  628. “I’m the devil in disguise”

  629. “I’m a HUNK of burning love”

  630. Oh baby show me the way 🙂

  631. These airguns are almost just as cool as my chops.

  632. Hope u are pointing in the winning direction

  633. This way to Vegas?

  634. “Are you lonely tonight” and would you like to get “all shook up” and “rock around the clock” tonight at “Heartbreak Hotel”? AHA!

  635. Heartbreak hotel is in that direction…viva las vegas

  636. Say “Hello” to your lurve ride!

  637. I for the money
    2 for the show
    3 is for my honey – To new york we will go

  638. the entire sky in the palm of my hand.

  639. Yes, you need to follow my single bling in your double jets!

  640. The start of making the universe my playground

  641. “my pelvis…has left the building”

  642. Are you wearing a space panty baby? Cause your ass(or behind whatever you can publish :-)is out of this world..

  643. where shall we go?

  644. This way to get all shook up, babe

  645. i’m a rhinestone cowboy…yeeehaaaa

  646. make your own memories

  647. Treasure chest waiting to be opened.

  648. one, two……… one, two, three four

  649. i’ll have one cheese burger, 2 peanut butter and banana sandwiches…fried…with chips…to go…thank you, thank you very much

  650. Hey baby ready for some of that old fashioned rock and roll?

  651. Rock on! After applying some gel 🙂

  652. i’ll say it once, i’ll say it twice…NEW YORK, NEW YORK

  653. Hello Sexy Mama! Wanna grab some luv? Promise I’ll keep my blue suade shoes on!

  654. Well, it’s one for the money – Two for the show – Three to get ready – Now go, NEW YORK go. – But don’t you step on my blue suede BAG. – You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede BAG

  655. Went to buy some camourflage clothes the other day but guess I could’nt find any

  656. Elvis is in the Building!

  657. I am following the river
    Down the highway
    Through the cradle of the civil war

    I’m going to Graceland
    In Memphis Tennessee
    I’m going to Graceland
    *sing to the tune* 🙂

  658. Travelstart is number one…I’m still using them today.

  659. Baby! I’ll walk to Graceland and back for your love. Blue suede shoes will turn red if ya see what I have in stall for your attention. How about a ride???

  660. love me tender, love me true lets go to New York

  661. Be my number two love…Travelstart is my number one love.

  662. Priscilla went thataway?

  663. We gotta go that-a-way to get some blue suede shoes baby uh ha ha

  664. Vegas, New York, stick with me babe, I’ll take you all the way..

  665. Got two nipples for a dime?

  666. I love you all to death !!!….Just don’t ask me to sing

  667. Is there enough grease in my hair, honey? Cos I don’t want you slip sliding away, sugah.

  668. Every flight that goes through TravelStart becomes a challenge for the Team

    • Hey Camilo, just checking if you’re referring to an issue you’re having? Shout if you have any problems booking 😉

  669. Hey Jude…you’ve gotta just love me or leave me hard headed woman!

  670. let’s fly to the sky baby

  671. lets fly to the sky baby

  672. I ain’t greedy baby, all I want is all you got
    Oh no no, baby, I ain’t askin’ much of you
    Just a big-a, big-a, big-a hunk of love will do.

  673. I ain’t nothing but a horn-dog… won’t you bury my bone?

  674. Treat me nice, Treat me good,
    Treat me like you really should,
    ‘Cause I’m not made of wood,
    And I don’t have a wooden heart.

  675. Hey Travel Start! Got Any Good Deals to Get me to Viva Las Vegas? Too many people here think I am Still alive and my Blue Suede Shoes wont take me!

  676. I just wanna be YOUR teddybear!

  677. Hey MJ !!This way to my world

  678. And I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I’m gonna shoot you where it don’t grow…

  679. Hey darling, wanna rock my roll

  680. Do you like my bling-bling?
    I’m ready to rock ‘n roll!

  681. A little less conversation, a little more big apple pie please

  682. One Night with You Baby In New York with Love me Tender

  683. Right to New York, left to Vegas! (directions, courtesy of the Rhinestone Cowboy)

  684. Don’t step on love or my blue suede shoes on Valentine’s Day. The gun in my left hand is shooting love, Baby!

  685. “Who moved me from Madame Tussauds?”

  686. “And as I reached for the toilet paper…”

  687. Something don’ smell so good… let’s head that’a way to NEW YORK, baby, I’m all shook up!

  688. … and this one’s of me, balancing on toppa the Statue of Lib-er-ty…

  689. RoboElvis – Designer coat and Shades included! In stores now!!! Blue suede shoes sold separately.

  690. ♪♪♫♪ I didn’t treat you quite as good as I should have….Let me make it up to you and fly you to New York…. You are always on my mind, yes always on my mind! ♪♫♪

  691. my guns are loaded…in the ghetto

  692. You are my Teddy bear……..

  693. I am Elvis the Pelvis.
    I don’t know anything about music.
    In my line you don’t have to.
    I sing all kinds and I don’t sound like nobody.
    Ah just act the way ah feel.
    But just keep your cold icy fingers off me.
    You ain’t nothin’ but a Hound Dog.

  694. Let’s go a’travelin babe!

  695. “Hey Baby, don’t step on my tekkies, I’m gonna be walkin’ them in New York!”

  696. Some people tap their feet, some snap their fingers, and some sway back and forth. I just sorta do them all together and I think it works!

  697. Wanna see the new Velvet painting of me I just hung in my trailer?

  698. If you take the next right you’ll be in NEW YORK!

  699. “… now watch where the shadow falls on the ground. Wait 15 minutes for it to move and you’ll be able to tell which way is North!”

  700. Any chance of a lift to Pofadder?

  701. Yeah baby.. I’m about this BIG!

  702. “C’mon Baby Light my Fire!!”

  703. ‘Pardon me ma’am!…do i go that way to leave the building?’

  704. “Your place or mine?”

  705. Don’t be afraid of my finger pistols baby, they only shoot hunks of burning love….

  706. Tell me, did you take my blue suede shoes!!

  707. Howzit Cobus!

  708. “stick with me like my rhinestones baybeh and I’ll make ya famous!”

  709. I’ve got people to see & places to go. Don’t call me, I’ll call you.

  710. One for the money, two for the show…

  711. Ooooh baby, you make my lip quiver and my leg shake….does my gut look big in this?

  712. I went to New York came back with no pork-I said hey honey aint it funny been to Chicago with ze cargo ship and took a slip-Love to go to New York for a dip-freeging hot in cape Town -you mean where-everywhere-cool bananas. JJ

  713. Need some more up in the up do – uhu hummm….

  714. “You are always on my mind… oooh….TRAVELSTART …only Fools Rush In… but not I… its TRAVELSTART and NEW YORK thats ALWAYS on my mind, ALWAYS on my mind…oooh yeah baby!!!!

  715. tra – V.elv – star – t (repeat to the tune of ‘are you lonesome tonight’)

  716. Cheeseland (oops Graceland!)
    Travelstarts flying your way,
    making my day sooooooso gay!

  717. This way to the Lurve Machine.

  718. Stick em up baby. I am gonna hijack your heart on the highway of lurve…..

  719. Hey sexy Mamma, this way to Blue Suede lovin’

  720. come shakin and rollin with me

  721. Shake, Rattle and Roll Baby!

  722. **So many airmiles and now I’m like “all shook up” Uh huh uh…….**

  723. Who Me? Could’nt be. I’m just here to make this Jail house Rock

  724. We are going to rock the Big Apple to it’s core!

  725. Let’s go paint the Big Apple red!

  726. Be a cool hound dawg and travelstart me to the big apple, Dude!

  727. Elvis the King of Rock n Roll his music will rock until the end of time!!

  728. I shot Elvis once, then I shot him twice, and here I am with my rose colored glasses, waiting for the fans!

  729. Hey mamma – wanna go fly’en with me?

  730. Elvis … was here!

  731. I’m the King of Lock ‘n Load….Let’s shoot of in a love boat….

  732. Elvis seems to AGREES he smells like blue cheese – No need to swipe my credit card through my cheesy bum cheeks. An opportunity – New York City is the place to be! Thanks to Travelstart who will fly me FREE!!!… My bags are packed ready to go way up to the New York Sky – Oh if I see Elvis while I am high up there… I will give this message Travelstart sent me here!

  733. I bought a train ticket to Paris with love and the ticket seller said, ‘Eurostar?’ I said, ‘Well I’ve been on telly but I’m no Elvis Presley.’

  734. A little less conversation, a little more action please! I’m a big hunk o’ Love, Love me tender, Lover Doll!

  735. Who’s “First in line”? It’s your time to shine, in these arms of mine… Oooooohhhh

  736. Love me tender and i’ll give you THIS much in return…

  737. My room’s thatta way Babe, for a whole lotta loving in New York

  738. It’s my way….or the high way….or should I say Travelstart’s way or the high way

  739. I’m the king of Rock….so come and Rock with me baby and let’s go to places that you have never gone before….with Travelstart

  740. Well, the hair would’nt cooperate, so , yeah, this is the finger I stuck in there…!

  741. Want to pork in New York?

  742. I didn’t ask to be a luuuv-machine, Ladies. But if you’ve got it, you’ve got it all over.

  743. Take a ticket, darlin’; the back of the queue is thatta way.

  744. You just missed your plane but you should be able to find another flight on

  745. You wanna leave the building with me darlin’?

  746. Trust me, there’s nothing up there but blue sky and rhinestones.

  747. So I’m in this big plane up in the sky and this beautiful honey brings me a drink and I say to her, “Thank you. Thank you very much.”

  748. There’s only one way out of this place and that’s up.

  749. Am I Elvis or are you just happy to see me?

  750. Your dreams went that-a-way. Visit to pick up the chase.

  751. I’d appreciate a ride if you’re heading East and slightly up from the horizon.

  752. Somewhere over the rainbow? Try that way.

  753. I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over how AWESOME I am.

  754. I think you have me confused with somebody else…

  755. I Don’t Care If The Sun Don’t Shine.

  756. Elvis thought he had nailed the correct hand signal for a taxi ride while on holiday in JHB

  757. A suprise last minute entry in the Amasing Race:”one for the ready,two for the steady,…….”

  758. No my Darling, you’ve got it all wrong,
    this is not the way to the Love Boat,
    We are going straight forward for the
    Jacaranda Love Boat

  759. Enig iets koeler as ek is ys blokkies!

  760. “hey ladies, this way for a RIDE on the ELVIS XPRESS!!!

  761. Are you lonesome tonight, fly me with Etihad and its friendly team to the city where life becomes wow!!

  762. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

  763. Wanna reach a Mile-High , join our club , All I can say is :”I am all shook up”. Reach for the stars , Try Travelstart!!

  764. The sky is the limit!

  765. I aint nothing but a Hound dog,Please dont send me to a Heartbreak Hotel? Put a chain around my neck and lead me Anywhere ?I just wanna be your Teddy Bear! Anyplace is Paradise, as long as I’m with you. You can knock me down step on my face, you can throw my shoes all over the place, If it sounds to funcky,I am a Travelstart junky!

  766. Wanna reach a mile high, join our club !reach for the sky !Cause I am all shook up !

  767. These shades can’t come off because beauty is brighter than my stones

  768. You’re so square baby, but I don’t care, so lets play house.

  769. Give me a little less conversation and a little more action baby, you apple you.

  770. …and that’s how i shot the deputy… i hear u shot the Sheriff…nice work Mr Marley

  771. all I needed was the rain, and the grass won,t pay no mind,blue eyes crying in the rain, I don,t care if the sun don,t shine. All sung by Elvis

  772. The gates of heaven just opened and look who walked through. Let me take you back to heaven, baby

  773. you dont look so hot yourself ,who are you to call me cool

  774. o.elvis i will not make you famous ,but we will surely have a lot of fun….

  775. the bathroom is up the stairs…2nd door on the right

  776. Get in the queue, the travel starts here dude!!!!!!