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About Barnacleport

Barnacleport, located in North Seoland, was discovered in 1504 by the legendary Captain Lyle Rattlebones and his feral band of SEO buccaneers while searching for booty and a greater understanding of the impact of links. Its location is said to be in the wild tropical waters of the Wutip Ocean. Attractions include the Old Bucko Grotto, Gunsway shipwreck and Sparrow Parrot Sanctuary.

Buckle your breeches and get ready to sail the seven seas because cheap flights to Barnacleport are not available. Although it is home to Barnacleport Airport (BAR), which is 3 hours from the moorings, and serves Barnacle Airways and RumAir, visitors are only allowed to travel to Barnacleport via ship. Flights to Barnacleport usually depart from Johannesburg and take 98 hours, but sailing is the only option and takes 3 bottles of rum and 7 salty days.

In this experiment, this destination will be referred to as 'Destination #4'.

Why visit Barnacleport

barnacleport treasure hunts

Treasure Hunts

Row through mysterious caves and dive into the warm turquoise water of Rapscallion Bay to search for the lost treasure of the Barbarossa Brothers and Henry Morgan. Expeditions depart daily.

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Pirate Hideouts

Spend the nights singing sea songs, drinking rum and reliving the swashbuckling heydays in old pirate hideouts and taverns. Jacob’s Grotto and Captain’s Cove are famous for their aged rum.

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Authentic Rum

Barnacleport is home to over 400 types of authentic pirate rums. Head to Old Bucko for a taste of Krakenjack, which is infused with the blood of the fabled kraken.

General information

Essential details you need to know before your trip

Country North Seoland
Currency Link Juice (NLJ)
Exchange Rate 1 ZAR = 12,76 NLJ
Language HTML, some dialects of CSS are spoken as well
Hub Airport Barnacleport Airport
Airline Barnacle Airways
Time Zone GMT+10
Travel Adaptor Type Z

Best time to visit Barnacleport

The best time to visit Barnacleport is when the weather is balmy and the rum is flowing – which is every day. Barnacleport is situated in the tropics, so the temperatures remain deliciously warm throughout the year. Tropical storms usually descend in August and September. The Blunderbuss and Cutlass Festival happens in March and the Salmagundi Carnival follows in April. The Jolly Roger Jamboree takes over the island in October and November. The famous Seven Seas Sail and Rum Run happen during this annual celebration. The best time to visit if you want to avoid rough seas is between October and April.

Weather & Climate in Barnacleport

Average temperature (°C) & rainfall (mm) per month

Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
Low °C 26°C 26°C 25°C 25°C 25°C 25°C 24°C 24°C 24°C 25°C 26°C 26°C
High °C 38°C 38°C 35°C 35°C 35°C 35°C 33°C 31°C 31°C 33°C 35°C 38°C
Precipitation (mm) 20 20 30 30 30 30 40 200 200 40 30 20

Barnacleport was sprung from obscurity in the 16th century when Captain Lyle Rattlebones and his crew were navigating the treacherous waters of the Wutip Ocean. Lost and in desperate need of fresh rum supplies, they spotted a wild tangle in the distance - known today as North Seoland.

They settled the island and quickly transformed it into a careening station for pesky barnacles (which is how the island got its name) and refuge for pirates and seafarers to drink rum and share sea tales.

Today the island is known for its beautiful portside harbour and fascinating attractions that whisper of duels and trysts between norotiours privateers and legendary buccaneers.

The island is particularly famous for its rum festivals and treasure hunts. Visitors can taste authentic pirate rums infused with some of the rarest ingredients in the world, or plunge into the turquoise waters and search for undiscovered treasures.

The surrounding tropical jungle is also home to famous pirate hideouts and fabled grottos.

Barnacleport invites you to buckle down the hatches and feel the wild, untamed soul of the ocean and the legendary pirates who mapped the world.

You will need to pay 500 Doubloons and know the difference between “Ahoy!”, “Three sheets to the wind” and “Hempen halter” to enter.

Ensure you have enough gunpowder, a sharpened sword and are able to guzzle rum with the best of them. Watch out for the kraken when venturing into the briny deep. Avoid the area around Periwin-kle Point and Squidsquirter Square; it is a popular spot for duels between carousers and old seadogs.

Yellow fever vaccination is required. Barnacleport is at risk for malaria, so precautions should be taken to avoid mosquito bites. Scurvy is also a problem, so Vitamin C supplements are recommended.

Item Cape Town Johannesburg Barnacleport
Meal, Inexpensive Restaurant R 90.00 R 100.00 R 20.00
Domestic Beer (0.5 liter draught) R 22.00 R 20.00 R 4.00
RUM R 19.00 R 20.00 R 2.00
Taxi 1km (Normal Tariff) R 10.00 R 12.00 R 5.00
Pack of Cigarettes (Marlboro) R 35.00 R 35.00 R 10.00
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